Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning to Work

Employees must Wash Hands Before Returning to Work

By Eric Miller

“Employees must Wash Hands Before Returning to Work “… I think we can extend this doctrine to rest of the general population. With health care a mess and the common cold, Noro-virus, influenza, H1NI, R2D2, and Syphilis running amuck, we need to be much more careful with the winter season approaching. To make things more safe we should revise this mantra to say “Humans Must Wash Your Hands before returning to life.. yah filthy bastards”…The first big snow storm of the season has just passed us, and should be a reminder- A reminder that Winter is the Final Jeopardy of Seasons- you think you are ready for what is going to be thrown your way but you never are.

Well this year I plan on being more ready then ever. For instance I don’t have health insurance, so yes, I have taken a page out of the Asian culture and do wear SARS mask on the Subway in NYC. Little changes make a big difference. Yes it might be a little crazy but I do purchase bottles of Hand Sanitizer and sanitize the tops of each bottle with a different bottle of sanitizer. It’s really a never ending cycle but who knows what germs are lurking on tops of your convenient store Hand Sanitizers

Maybe it’s just me getting older but I’m more concerned about the germs that infest this planet. As adults we have much more to worry about then kids do. Kids have everything handed them. Pharmaceuticals, Easy Mac and the answer key to the SAT’s, Kids just have it to easy these days….

Alsooooo Im getting a little older and have gotten to the point where I can pay kids to shovel my sidewalks and driveway. But no, there was no kids walking around the blocks these days trying to make a little extra coin. Where were they??? I have no idea, Oh wait I do.. they were either on they YouPorn, playing X Box, taking Xanax or most likely shoveling on their Nintendo Wii. I hear its just like actually shoveling!! When childrens first masturbatory experience is on the Wii, Im throwing in the flagg, or the tissue?..Had to do it

I was always bad in school at ending essays, I would always resort to “In conclusion Charlotte was a caring Spider and Wilbur…..”

Butttttt…. I guess some things just cant be explained in life…. how every winter their will be a guy who wears shorts when its 10 degree’s out just because he wants you to ask him if he’s freezing and he will be able to answer “Are you kidding, this isnt cold, IM FROM BUFFALO”.. or when people in line behind you run to the new line that just opened just because its closer to them. I HATE THIS! Anyyway
So in conclusion Wash Your Hands, Ice Your Drive ways and Drive Safely this Final Jeopardy Season Its going to be a fun one!