The Writer’s Block with Burak Uzun: December 26th….

It’s the 26th of December and I am over-fed, over-gifted and of course, hung over.
For days I’ve been indulging in things like spiked Egg Nog – which is the nutritional equivalent of drinking melted ice cream with cognac in it.

There were gift certificates exchanged.
But the thought of going to a public place today, especially a place of commerce, makes one feel sick.

There was supposed to be a brunch with people in from out of town at 1:00 today.
It’s 1:32 as I type this and I haven’t heard from anyone.
They’re all probably over-fed, over-gifted and of course, hung over too.

The Matter At Hand:

To go along with this week’s topic question here is my final casting list for the players at SJP. Keep in mind that I’ve never met many of these people face to face. Also remember that I am not a casting director and most of these picks are going to seem ridiculous.

“The Comedy Point”
Soul Joel – Jon Favreau
Rich Shultis – a young Alan Alda
Mad Dog Mattern as himself.
Yannis Pappas – Kevin Corrigan
Eric Miller – Ben Stiller (I’ll agree with the guys on the show)
Kendra Cunningham – a young Kathleen Turner
Frank Gallo – Lou Diamond Phillips or Manny Pacquiao
Matt Scarpelli – Ewan McGregor with a beard

The Other Matter At Hand:

Do you go on a diet this coming Monday or on New Year’s Day?
Please notice that starting a diet today is not one of my options.
That’s because the leftovers in my fridge have the door coming off its hinges.

Besides…what’s wrong with cheesecake for Breakfast?

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