Bad Clams or Bad Karma: A Story About Rich Shultis

What Happened?

Bad Clams or Bad Karma: A Story about Rich Shultis…..

Narrated and Written by Eric Miller

Time:

6-8pm (every Tuesday)- Rich insults every race,gender,occupation, orientation,me and anything else you can think of with no remorse

8:15- We leave studio decide to get food at a local chinese buffet

8:17- Place call to China Grill Buffet, Price $12.99

8:18-Place call to Kam Buffet, Price $11.55

3 minutes of deliberation…

8:21- Decide to go to Kam Buffet due to lower price

8:30- Arrive at Kam Buffet, (realize we may have made a mistake)

8:47: Rich decides to eat Kam Buffet clams…Note* Buffet Closes at 9 pm

9:00: We leave buffet

9:14: Something isnt sitting right with Rich

9:27: Make emergency stop for Rich at Burger King off Route 1…. Joel points out Rich is about to “have it his way

Grumbling’s heard in Burger King bathroom
I was forced to buy a whooper just so Rich could use facilities

9:42: Rich arrives back in Soul Joel vehicle stating “he needs a home base dump” because that did not cut it

9:47- Although Rich was massive stomach problems, possibly due to bad fish, he still awkwardly touches my leg in the car

10:14- We drop of Rich at Metuchen Train station

Lets hope he made it home without an incident… Well find out next week on The Comedy Point with Soul Joel

I wonder though.. Is this bad clams or bad karma?