Beauty and The Beast: Rounding The Bases

Rounding the Bases

Beauty and The Beast is a weekly relationship dating blog.  To have your question answered email Kendra directly at kendra@kendracunningham.com or thecomedypoint@gmail.com

The Beauty: Kendra Cunningham

I don’t know of too many people who still abide by strict sexual mores. The only time people start thinking about when they should do it is when either a) they want to do it immediately based on strong sexual chemistry or b)they don’t want to do it based on lack of sexual chemistry but they think the person is a good catch. I’m a big fan of sexual chemistry. I’ll bitch about celibacy for months at a time, maybe even a year, letting my slutty side lie dormant until I come in contact with someone I just have to have. But that’s not normal nor is it a great basis for long term relationships, although it can be done. Believe me. I’ve been known to turn a one night stand into two years of hopeful potential.

If you’r e trying to start a legitimate relationship, hold off for 3 – 5 dates before having sex. Set a limit of one date a week. That way you know the other person for about a month before you have your way with them. If you can hold out that long you probably don’t really want them that much anyway so it shouldn’t be an issue. Maybe you can hook up on the side in the meantime. It depends what you’re looking for in a relationship. I’m sexually dehydrated so all I can think about is the physical aspect. The bottom line is no matter what, if you really want to do it just do it, before you find yourself in my position, making up situations that you could do it in but not actually doing anything about it more than once every few months and that once is usually a repeat offender with no potential. Don’t take my advice. Really. Listen to Larry. My sex life is in shambles.

Thanks for listening!

Kisses-

Kendra

Kendra is a stand up comic living in Brooklyn where she owns a super comfortable bed. She spends most of her time wondering where the hell her sugar daddy is and hoping he didn’t settle.

www.kendracunningham.com

The Beast: Larry Loveless

The age old question of how quickly to round the bases.  Too quick?  Too slow?  There’s hopefully only 1 time that she’s the 1, but that sounds a tad bitter.  But seriously, if the kissing is passionate and things start escalating, then the mind gets cluttered.  At least from the male perspective, we can’t think clearly.  If a guy tries to be too aggressive, the girl will think we are like this all the time.  The answer is yes, we are guys of course, we are.

But that isn’t entirely true, there have been times where going slow felt like the right thing to do.  Although there was a bit of a dispute between the Southern and Northern heads of state.  Ultimately, in the end waiting for sex regardless of the reason, is the best thing to do.  If the relationship ends up lasting or even marriage, like that’s going to happen, the couple will have something to look forward to.  Plus, foreplay can be just as fun!  Guys you should try it sometime!

I will take this back to 8th grade terms and grant you a base per week! So don’t round 3rd and head home until at least a month.

Good luck,

Larry

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