Beauty and The Beast: Fan Mail from Harley Rider

Fan Mail from The Harley Rider
I need someone to help me put my head straight. I’ve been dating the same girl for about a year. We get along ok. But when I am out in public and I see a beautiful woman I can’t help but look. I love to look at women and well maybe fantasize a little. I know when the girlfriend is with me she sees me looking. Should I feel guilty about this? It means nothing to me other then I enjoy looking. Is this wrong?

Beauty:  Kendra Cunningham

You get along ok? You feel guilty about looking at other girls? I don’t think you’re satisfied in your relationship. That’s observation number one. Guys who are happy in their relationships usually use different adjectives with more emotional impact than OK. And if a guy is not looking to stray, they don’t feel guilty just looking at other girls. The guilt comes from your belief that you would be happier with those girls, based on looks alone. So that’s the first thing, your relationship is doomed.

Now, guys checking out other girls while they are in the presence of their girlfriend. Ok, I don’t know too many, actually I don’t know any girls, who would be cool with their man checking out other women, unless of course the other women was obviously slutty and then, who can’t look at that? I totally check out chicks when they are working the “ I may or not be a whore, but God damn do I love to dress like one” look. It’s a show.
If I had my way, my man would be at home with limited internet and cable access, writing “ Kendra is my goddess” over and over again by hand. The same technique used with changing your own belief systems by writing affirmations over and over , just different. Your changing someone elses belief system. To benefit you!

If you really want to impress a girl, act like she is the only woman in your line of vision. It’s doable. You just have to try. Put some concerted effort into making her feel like you like her. I bet you feel like she likes you. You know why? She purposely lets you know. That’s the way girls are. Even with each other. We want everybody to feel good. At least everybody we like. And as wrong as it might be, we expect men to be the same. Yes I said it. We expect men to act like woman. So do it!
Just a little. It will make a difference.

Thanks for listening!
Kisses-
Kendra
Kendra is a stand up comic living in Brooklyn where she owns a super comfortable bed. She spends most of her time wondering where the hell her sugar daddy is and hoping he didn’t settle.
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The Beast:  John Powers

There is absolutely nothing wrong with looking.
… touching on the other hand, may get you into trouble.

It’s a natural urge to want to get physical with good-looking people.  We are the constant envy of not-so-good-looking people around the world.  Good-looking women are quite special.  Your eye is drawn to them, and their features make you start to think of what it would be like to play with them.  How nicely the sun shines off the cleavage of a well-endowed woman at the park, or how tempting a round of doggy-style would be with that chick’s hindquarters bulging out of her “juicy” shorts… of course you’re gonna think of these things.

The trick of it is… to look or not to look?

Look.  Go ahead.  That’s why they’re there.  Kendra knows what outfit she’s wearing when she leaves her place and heads towards the Brazen Head… Trust me, women like the attention.  They want to make your girlfriend jealous.  Sometimes they even want to attract men and get hit on… even better (Eddie Vedder), sometimes they want to get laid!  If a nice pair of breasts is popping out of a shirt, they want you to look at them… when a chick wears a belly-shirt, she wants you to see her navel-ring… if a booty-licious butt is pointed in your direction, it’s your obligation to give it a good look.  There’s no good reason not to.

If your girl doesn’t like it… that’s her problem.  Maybe if she dressed a little hotter you’d spend more time looking at her and less time fantasizing about that redhead with the erect nipples… I’m just saying.  Perhaps if your lady gave a damn about her appearance you would be more inclined to focus only on her and ignore any trolley that might be passing by… Just be careful what you wish for.  Suddenly your girl is dressing like Lady Gaga and trannies all over the city are flocking to her like Freddie Mercury to a Mustache Competition (Happy Mustache March!)

My advice to you, Harley-man, is to make a sport of it.  Challenge your lady to find a more sexually attractive person than you can.  Point out the good-looking people you spot on your travels together.  Joke about the wild things you’d do to them in bed, and then act these ideas out with your woman when you get home.  Have some fun with it, call your lady, “Oh yeah girl-from-Quiznos… that feels awesome… yes, I want chips and a drink…”  Trust me, it would be good for a lark at the very least.  Turn your wandering eye into a wonder of fun, and a sexy inside joke…

If that doesn’t work, get some dark sunglasses.

- John
John Powers is a 28-year-old, heterosexual, single male. He’s an Emmy Award-winning Graphics Designer for TV by day, and Standup Comedian by night. He enjoys playing and listening to rock music, driving around with the top down on his convertible, and sipping on deep red wine near the beach…

Feel free to e-male him at: 
HotChickWhoReadYourBlogAndWantsYourPenis@JohnJPowers.com

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