Top 10 Beauty Pageant Statistics
by Burak Uzun
Beauty Pageants have been a part of our culture for decades. But for all the glitz and glamor, how much do we really know about these Genetic Superstars and the people around them? Here are some real numbers about the ones who wear the sashes.
10 - There’s an 80% chance that the Father of a Beauty Pageant Contestant will take Karate lessons
9 - There’s a 70% chance that the best friend of the Beauty Pageant winner will join a gym
8 - 90% of women will talk trash behind a Pageant Contestant’s back
7 - The Pageant Winner will receive at least 2 free items a week from her local store
6 - There’s a 60% chance that the Father of a Beauty Pageant Contestant will purchase firearms
5 - A Beauty Pageant Contestant will have to wait an average of 4 minutes for help when she has car trouble
4 - Men in the vicinity of a Pageant Winner will suck in there stomachs 99% of the time
3 - There’s a 30% chance that the Father of a Beauty Pageant Contestant will get a large dog
2 - The average Pageant Contestant has 3.3 stalkers
1 - The Mother of a Pageant Winner will refer to her as “My Daughter, the Beauty Queen…” 75% of the time
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