The Von’s Top 10 Tweets of The Week

Since our very own “The Von” Jen Remauro has become the head of booking on The Comedy Point, she’s become very active on Twitter. (Follow her @TheHouseofVon) The Von has suggested The Comedy Point read the Top 10 Tweets of The Week LIVE every Tuesday 5 to 8pm!

SOUL Joel has officially been relieved of his reading duties and Co-host Christine Meehan has taken over reading The Von’s Top 10 allowing head writer Burak Uzun and Joel to comment freely on the tweets! To be booked on the show email The Von at booking@thecomedypoint.com and tweet your funny Tweets @TheHouseOfVon to be considered in next week’s Top 10!

Top 10 Tweets 11/22/2011
@buck4itt Buck
There’s no way to accurately understand how much misery you are personally responsible for until you have a spouse to help you understand.

@LaurenGberg Lauren Greenberg
I don’t want a boyfriend, I just want my ex-boyfriend to think I have a boyfriend.

@juliussharpe Julius Sharpe
I’m only a good parent when my wife is looking.

DavidPressman David Pressman
Drunk, watching “The Five” on my DVR & waiting for UPS to deliver the season 1 DVD of Army Wives. Everything’s going really well over here.

@jenstatsky Jen Statsky
DIET TIP: If you only want to eat 1 slice of pizza, have one. Then have someone immediately shoot you in the neck with a tranquilizer dart!

@IamEnidColeslaw Mary Charlene
Tonight Jesus interrupted my prayers & said, “Kenny Chesney is such a turd.” Then I said, “Yeah Jesus, he totally is.”

@FSUSteve Eric Prydz
Toddlers should have twitter accounts since they think everything they say is important too.

@gwynthfair Cunning Linguist
If I had a dollar for every comedy central roast I watched today I’d have $4 and would still be failing at life.

@StellaRtwot Ella or Denise
Fact: The KKK invented the Snuggie.

@jakefogelnest Jake Fogelnest
RENT (with an option to buy). #jewishmusicals