Since our very own “The Von” Jen Remauro has become the head of booking on The Comedy Point, she’s become very active on Twitter. (Follow her @TheHouseofVon) The Von has suggested The Comedy Point read the Top 10 Tweets of The Week LIVE every Tuesday 5 to 8pm!
SOUL Joel has officially been relieved of his reading duties and Co-host Christine Meehan has taken over reading The Von’s Top 10 allowing head writer Burak Uzun and Joel to comment freely on the tweets! To be booked on the show email The Von at email@example.com and tweet your funny Tweets @TheHouseOfVon to be considered in next week’s Top 10!
Top 10 Tweets 12/13/2011
@AdamHammer Adam Hammer
The only sound sweeter than a child’s laughter is the Saturday morning silence in a home with no kids.
I’m throwing my poo at seagulls because I think it’s time we fought back.
@trevso_electric Trevor S
It’s so cute how toddlers pronounce certain words! Today my 5yo asked if my cocaine connection is my “jug dealer.”
@WhitneyCummings Whitney Cummings
Stop trying to make the catchphrase you have for yourself happen with your email signature
@paulrust Paul Rust
How can I be expected to water a plant? I can’t even raise my child!
@aliwong3000 Ali Wong
I know I’m getting old b/c owning a pool doesn’t seem fun, it seems like liability.
@emilymayamills Emily Maya Mills
Not sure if it’s the rain that’s making my tote bag smell like a 4th grade backpack full of smashed bananas or if it’s just who I am.
@AnaGasteyer Ana Gasteyer
Online shopping is so much easier except for the eyestrain and the multiple hours spent ignoring your children in plain sight.
@MarylandMudflap Scotty L.
I thought I was feeling depressed. Then I saw a book titled “Fun Recipes for the Single Vegan” and realized that I’m walkin on sunshine.
@albz albertina rizzo
Got my parents Kindles for Christmas & uploaded all the angry letters I wrote after their divorce. Told them it was the latest Dean Koontz.
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