The Von’s Top 10 Tweets of The Week

Since our very own “The Von” Jen Remauro has become the head of booking on The Comedy Point, she’s become very active on Twitter. (Follow her @TheHouseofVon) The Von has suggested The Comedy Point read the Top 10 Tweets of The Week LIVE every Tuesday 5 to 8pm!

SOUL Joel has officially been relieved of his reading duties and Co-host Christine Meehan has taken over reading The Von’s Top 10 allowing head writer Burak Uzun and Joel to comment freely on the tweets! To be booked on the show email The Von at booking@thecomedypoint.com and tweet your funny Tweets @TheHouseOfVon to be considered in next week’s Top 10!

Top 10 Tweets 12/27/2011

@bridger_w Bridger Winegar
Was looking at jackets at Target when I realized they were lady jackets. Tried to play it off as Xmas shopping. Not sure it worked. Sweating

@ruthakers ruthakers
“God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on people who comment on YouTube videos.”

@StevenAmiri Steven Amiri
If they remade “A Christmas Story” now, it would just be two hours of some prick kid begging his parents for an iPad 2.

@Burgee66 Michael B.
I hate when I ask a girl what time it is, and she yells “I have a boyfriend!”.

@Kennedydp5 Charles Kennedy
My wife wanted to get me a Lexus for Christmas but I have a DUI so she tied a red ribbon on some Sketchers & set them in the driveway

@matthewdolkart Matthew Dolkart
The moment I saw a backpack with wheels on it, I knew we weren’t going to make it as a people.

@zepadeedoodah Steve Mazepa
The best way to break up with a crazy chick is to just say, “It’s not you, it’s the other you.”

@SamGrittner Sam Grittner
If you’re a psychic and you get murdered then no you weren’t.

@iamnotdiddy iamnotdiddy™
“What do you get a father that already owns everything?” – Jewish kids

@sween Jason Sweeney
Sometimes I see parents with their kids and I get jealous. [Sips beer. Plans leisure activities. Counts disposable income.] So jealous.

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