Top 10 Things Overheard During Valentine’s Day Dinner
by Burak Uzun
Nothing gives insight into a relationship like overhearing a private conversation. While most couple whisper sweet nothings, some whisper sweet Somethings.
10 - “So I says to him, Woah! Woah! Woah! This ain’t your shopping cart pal!!!”
9 - “I have one glass and you drink the rest. How is that Splitting a bottle of wine?”
8 - “So we get rid of HBO and Showtime, and that’s half the payment right there”
7 - “Nope. But good guess. I’m actually not wearing any at all”
6 - “I hate these Prix Fixe Menus. Maybe I don’t want lobster ravioli.”
5 - “A gun? What do you need a gun for?”
4 - “Those kids probably have your mother bound and gaged by now”
3 - “She’s OK I guess. If you’re into that sort of thing”
2 - “The Egg! Definitely the Egg! How could the Chicken come first?”
1 - “Nothing makes me feel sexy like Fettuccine Alfredo”
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