Top 10 Ways Smart Phones Have Changed The World
by Burak Uzun
I know you’ve been going crazy trying to rank the top ten ways that smart phones have changed the world. So, just because I’m a good guy, I’ve done it for you.
10 - Thanks to modern technology, there’s no excuse for being seen carrying a newspaper out of the bathroom at work
9 - Nobody asks anyone for the time anymore
8 - You can settle the debate on who played the second Darrin on Bewitched from anywhere (it was Dick Sargent…I’m not kidding)
7 - Now you can just text your Mom and be done with it
6 - You can see how many people reacted to your status update about being at an Amusement Park, FROM the Amusement Park
5 - You can check to make sure nobody else was lucky enough to go to an Amusement Park too
4 - You just checked your phone, didn’t you?
3 - With a phone in every pocket, soon we’ll all know what it’s like to have “Chernobyl Testicles”
2 - Now everyone has something they can skip at least six times on a lake
1 - You’ll never really have someone’s attention for more than thirty seconds ever again
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