Top 10 Signs That St. Patrick Would Not Approve
by Burak Uzun
Somehow it became tradition to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day by drinking. And while imbibing can be done in a civilized manner, here are the Top Ten Signs that St. Patrick himself would NOT approve of the way you are honoring his name.
10 - Vomit is only one of the bodily fluids in your hair
9 - You marched in the Parade for twenty feet and then ducked into a bar
8 - The Leprechaun stenciled onto your cheek is anatomically correct
7 - You call it a “Scavenger Hunt”, the Police call it Theft
6 - Your friends now have good reason to believe that you are bisexual
5 - Green Cupcakes are one thing, but Green Taco Meat?
4 - You’re wearing underwear, but it’s not yours
3 - There’s Green Glitter in your Cleavage
2 - You toasted to the Queen of England
1 - We won’t even get into what you posted on Facebook
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