Top 10 Signs You Need a Vacation

by Burak Uzun

Wouldn’t a few days on a beach be nice?
Sure it would.
Here are ten signs that you should go for it.

10 - Whenever your boss walks by you say “Check Please”
9 - You are Internationally ranked at Angry Birds
8 - You play Reggae music at work hoping to trigger a Random Drug Test and in turn a relaxing trip to Rehab
7 - When it rains you like to lie down in a big puddle and take a nap
6 - Your boss calls you in the middle of the night on accident because unlike you HE’s in Hawaii…and drunk
5 - You know that cough drops are the best at covering liquor on your breath
4 - Whenever someone gives you a work assignment you respond with “Or you can just shoot me”
3 - The elbows on all of your work shirts are worn through because of all the Face Palming you do in the office
2 - Whenever somebody needs office supplies you volunteer to get them and then just kinda sit in the supply closet for a bit
1 - You write top ten lists about how much you need a vacation

Burak Uzun = “Smooth Vulgarity”

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A lifelong writer without the excess baggage of a soul, which he lost during his time on Wall Street.

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Top 10 Signs You Need a Vacation