Fan Mail Question of The Week:
Kendra & John,
“What do women never say?” when in relationships.
Sincerely a fan,
There are lots of things women never say. “Why don’t you just take off your pants, sit back, drink this beer, watch the game, and enjoy some oral stimulation,” is probably a phrase most men would love to hear… yet most never do.
“Hey, I’m gonna go to the spa with my girlfriends, why don’t you go to a strip club with the guys and when you get home we’ll take a bath together and then stay up all night.” That would be nice to hear… or, “I’m just gonna get drunk and pass out tonight, but feel free put it anywhere you want.”
Women have the power to build empires with words, and to tear them down just as easily. A woman’s word has the power to make a man feel as powerful as a God, or as weak as a mouse. This skill of tongue is something too many women take lightly.
When I was a younger man words meant more to me. If a woman said that I was a bad kisser, I would spend hours necking every weekend with every knowledgable female that I could find. Finally, months later I kissed her again and said, “Ha! I’ve learned a few things, eh?!” …she had no idea what I was referring to. Her words obviously had more meaning to me than they did to her.
Take that into consideration. Say something tonight that you usually don’t say. Make a compliment. Be extra sweet. Words are powerful tools and can be used to build anything you’d like. Use them for good instead of evil.
Beauty: Kendra Cunningham
Nowadays girls say anything on dates. They’ll tell you about the threesome they had a few years back. The father that never loved them. The boss that sexually harasses them. I don’t know what girls won’t say on dates but I do know what I won’t say.
Top ten things Kendra won’t say on a date
1. No dessert, thanks. I’m full.
2. Let me get the check.
3. It was really nice meeting your girlfriend the other night.
4. See that guy in the green shirt, I used to fool around with him. Or was it his brother?
5. So, braces? I didn’t remember that about you.
6. You want a bite of this?
7. This was a great excuse to wear my leather miniskirt.
8. Next time we come here, I’m getting a salad
9. Stop pawing at me!
10. Let’s wait until we get home to do it!
Thanks for listening!
Kendra is a stand up comic living in Brooklyn where she owns a super comfortable bed. She spends most of her time wondering where the hell her sugar daddy is and hoping he didn’t settle.
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