Top 10 Signs You’re Having a Bad Summer Already
by Burak Uzun
Here are the top ten signs that Labor Day can’t get here soon enough…
10 - Your trunks came off while body surfing and got washed out with the surf….again.
9 - The Memorial Day Run was re-routed through Gang Country and apparently you were considered the weakest of the herd
8 - You found out that the “Dude Ranch” you put a deposit down for is really all about the “Dudes”. There are no cows or horses but there’s a Costume Party every night.
7 - Someone keeps eating the Cherry Tomatoes from your yard but they won’t touch the freakin’ Kale
6 - You swear that your neighbor isn’t even building anything, he’s just running a circular saw to make noise
5 - Everyone on the Company Softball team now knows that you’re afraid of the ball
4 - Home Depot was out of air conditioners so you had to buy an oscillating fan instead (it’s not the same and you know it!)
3 - You’re not sure what those grubby kids with the stand put in that lemonade but you’ve been hallucinating a little
2 -The Thursday before Memorial Day your doctor told you that you’re allergic to Hot Dogs (now that blows)
1 - You still owe the Ice Cream Man money from last summer
Burak Uzun = “Smooth Vulgarity”
Humor as dry as an overcooked steak.
A lifelong writer without the excess baggage of a soul, which he lost during his time on Wall Street.
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