Top 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Fifty Shades of Grey
by Burak Uzun
Alternate title: Top 10 Shades of Grey
This risque book has caused quite a stir among the women of the world. But here are ten things that you didn’t know about it…
10 - They couldn’t get him for the first one, but Fabio WILL BE on the cover for the next printing.
9 - If you say “Shades of Grey” 50 times in a row the male love interest will appear before you (please, at least finish the list before you try this ladies)
8 - At the end of every chapter the protagonist gets a foot rub (they don’t tell you that in the book)
7 - If you read it while pregnant you will automatically have twins
6 - Fun Fact: The Crayola 64 Pack of Crayons only has 5 shades of grey
5 - The whole story is based on the courtship of Martha and George Washington
4 - If a man sleeps with the book resting on them, their chest hair will immediately grow in thicker and more even
3 - Many of the acts described in the novel are actually punishments for stealing in some countries
2 - You should know that most billionaires these days look more like Mark Zuckerberg than anything (just saying)
1 - If you interrupt your wife while she’s reading the book, you’re really doing yourself a disservice
Burak Uzun = “Smooth Vulgarity”
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A lifelong writer without the excess baggage of a soul, which he lost during his time on Wall Street.
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