Why would a woman on a date mention that she’s not wearing underwear?

Beauty And The Beast, a weekly dating advice column with Kendra Cunningham and John Powers

Fan Mail Question of The Week:

“Why would a woman on a date mention that she’s not wearing underwear?”

Beauty: Kendra Cunningham

To try to turn a guy on, would be my guess. Guys are pigs. Let’s call a spade a spade here. Maybe not every single one of them but the majority of guys would be flattered and excited by the mere suggestion of casual sex. A girl talking about having no underwear on is most likely alluding to the fact that casual sex is an option. There is one less barrier between you and her love bun. I just made that up, I think, the love bun thing. I hope because I like it! Anyway, girls and boys alike sometimes use sex to get the attention of the opposite sex. Talking about her bare sex organ is just a way to be like “Can you picture that?” I guess guys like that? I don’t ever use that line, mostly because I tend to wear underwear everyday. It’s just a habit I’ve gotten into, call me obsessive compulsive if you want but I was raised to wear undies. I do know when guys say things like that I I think they should take care of their joysticks better. If they are gonna let their magic makers get sweaty and smelly and chaffed, what are they gonna do with mine? You know what I’m saying? Anyway, I think most girls think guys think it’s erotic to not wear undergarments. Maybe she uses sex to try to keep the upper hand or the control of the relationship. Only time will tell with situations like that.

On the other hand, she could be a big fat liar. She might not know how to flirt and spitting out startling details about her nether regions is her way limited way of saying “I like you. I want you to think I’m cool and casual and stress free” but in reality she’s sporting some Spanx up that extend halfway down her thighs. Long story short, we can sit here and hypothesize on why people do things but everybody’s different. One girl might say it to tease, another might say it as a matter of fact, and another might say it because she’s DTF ( down to fuck, I think this is one of the funniest expressions around nowadays). The only way to really figure out why a girl would say something like that, is to get to know her better. Or maybe you don’t care enough and were just curious, who knows. I don’t. I don’t even know who sent this question in. All I know is I was asked to respond.

Oh, and I have panties on!

But that’s it.

Ok and some Dorito finger swipe marks.

Thanks for listening!

Kisses-

Kendra

Kendra is a stand up comic living in Brooklyn where she owns a super comfortable bed. She spends most of her time wondering where the hell her sugar daddy is and hoping he didn’t settle.

www.kendracunningham.com

www.blondelogicblog.com

The Beast: John Powers

There are only 2 reasons I can think that a woman on a date would reveal that she’s not wearing any underwear… the first is… she wants you to visualize her naked… the second… she wants to be naked with you at some point… soon.

It’s a sure sign your date is going well.

Take advantage of this unique opportunity. A man doesn’t often find himself in this type of situation. Ask her to prove it. Study the curves of her dress and look for lines. Drop something “accidentally” and see if she picks it up… Attempt to turn her on and see if she stains your couch.

If a girl casually mentions she’s pantiless it means she wants you to know there is only a thin layer of cloth between you and her genitalia. Congratulations. Bowser is dead and the princess is yours. Excuse yourself… step away for a moment… remove your own underwear… then let her know you’re not wearing any either.

Enjoy it.
I wish you the best.

- John

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