Top 10 Rejected Pick-Up Lines
by Burak Uzun
Here are the Top 10 worst Pick Up Lines from a married guy who doesn’t use them…
10 - “If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together and then keep buying the U drinks until it passes out”
9 - “You look like just the type of girl that could get my other testicle to drop”
8 - “Can I get some Lactaid with that shake? Cuz if not I really shouldn’t have it.”
7 - “I couldn’t help but notice that my Mom has those same shoes”
6 - “Is it hot in here or are you menopausal?”
5 - “Damn you ghetto as hell”
4 - “Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through the dungeon I built under the house in my mind all night long.”
3- “Can I have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine…well actually they shut off my service because I didn’t pay the bill. It’s in collections now.”
2 - “You look so different through Night-Vision Goggles”
1 - “What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this listening to pick-up lines like these?”
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