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Fan Mail Question of The Week:
Dear John & Kendra,
Whats the difference between a feminist and a man hater?
- Steve, NYC
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The Beast: John Powers
The difference between a feminist and a man-hater is tits. Usually a man-hater has small and unappealing female-parts and is jealous of my c’ck. They hate what they cannot understand, and envy what they will never have. They are miserly creatures and should be quarantined. The only shining light is that they need a man’s sticky-sauce to reproduce. Take that, bitch… in your vagina!
… just kidding.
Urban Dictionary defines a “man-hater” as a person, usually female, that believes all men are scum no matter what and that all men are lying, cheating, no-good assholes. This is a ridiculous sentiment, usually harbored by a woman who was hurt and could never get over it. All men are not scum… only the ones at your bar. Man-haters are pissed that they gave their virginity to some dick who talked some good game in high school and will hold that against every man they meet, regardless of his merits or moral compass.
A feminist by definition is a person who believes in the advancement of women’s rights and equality. They need not be female. Kurt Cobain was a notable male feminist and it can be argued that his lyrics included gender-equality messages. He was quoted as saying, ““I would like to get rid of the homophobes, sexists, and racists in our audience. I know they’re out there and it really bothers me.”
A feminist is datable, a man-hater is not. As long as both people in a relationship value and respect each other, there’s a chance it can work. You can’t hate the opposite sex and expect to build a healthy relationship.
I’m a sensitive guy and consider myself a feminist. I believe in equal rights for women as well as chivalry. It’s a tough balance because some modern women don’t like me to hold the door for them, but I have too much respect not to. Women are amazing, and they should be cherished and appreciated.
… unless they hate men.
I don’t hold the door for those twats.
- John
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Beauty: Kendra CunninghamWhat’s the difference between a feminist and a man hater?
Feminists don’t like men because culturally men are perceived to have more power, the upper hand, and all around more value to America, than women. This is based on pop culture, politics, and any other information source available to all people everywhere.
Man haters don’t like men for personal reasons. They think they are morons, idiots, fools, cheaters, liars, dickheads, etc.. All this is based on intimate differences which may or may not be kept secret.
Feminists want to make long lasting changes for the community and culture that empowers all female citizens.
Manhaters are looking for a quick fix within their exclusive situation preferably humiliating or emasculating the male subject of their vendetta.
Feminists will argue their beliefs face to face, in public, loudly with clear diction and brutal honesty.
Manhaters are conniving,cagey and closeted. They might tell you what their issue is in the heat of the moment but it’s probably a few shades away from the truth.
Feminists, when posed a question on just about any topic, will have a well articulated, logical argument as to how that exact topic denounces the power of women.
Manhaters don’t like to be questioned. When faced with an inquisition, they will snare and remain silent or growl “Is Tony is behind this…………………..’
Feminists read what other people write about feminists and more often than not, take issue.
Manhaters get on the computer simply to check out their man’s internet history, and more often than not, take issue.
Now the real question is, which one would a man prefer to be in a relationship with?
I can’t answer that but I can say, feminists are educators and relationship builders. They genuinely care about their people and are interested in a lot of topics, sometimes more so than their relationship. Manhaters, well they can be self-engrossed and petty. Their relationship is the main focus of their world and they will make it what they want it to be goddamnit! That sort of stuff.
Just for the record, I am neither of those things.
To quote the loneliest sex symbol known to mankind, Marilyn Monroe
“I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love’
Not her wittiest quote.
Marilyn’s best quote has to be
“Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.’
Thanks for listening!
Kisses-
Kendra
Kendra is a stand up comic living in Brooklyn where she owns a super comfortable bed. She spends most of her time wondering where the hell her sugar daddy is and hoping he didn’t settle.
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Wow, as a feminist and activist this article is well, something interesting. What I find appalling is how men assume that women who speak out in defense for women’s rights are in fact men haters. As someone who is a feminist, I do actually believe men haters are a part of the problem. The reason being that in order to get equal rights for women, men and women must work together. Just like blacks needed the help of understanding, liberal whites to end segregation.
Now that being said, I have been labeled a man hater on several occasions when I have spoke out against abusive men. No, I don’t hate men, I just hate men who feel the need to use women as punching bags. As someone who has spoken out against the dangers of dating violence I can tell you that I have been called a man hater by men for that too. Some of my comedy, actually one of my best routines, bashes the ex who used to abuse me. I have been called a man hater by some male bookers for that.
Bottom line, most of the guys who bash me as a man hater are guilty of the behavior I speak of. And the male bookers who admonished me as a man hater breathe through their mouth and don’t pay well. Perhaps this wasn’t going to work.
But as an activist I have to highlight that it takes two to make an abusive relationship and I hate how men are scapegoated. I also have, conversely, had a lot of male support in my activism, gay and straight.
I guess my question to John Powers, who said in a previous blog my true desire was not to have a career but to cook and have children, why did you highlight the fact I have small tits? Seriously, that was low.
… just being honest.
The lack of femininity sometimes causes women to act out against men. They are embarrassed for not being desirable. Women who are proud of their womanhood usually enjoy feeling sexy, and appreciate a man who relishes their lady-parts.
Glad you like our blog so much, April.
Thanks for reading.