Should I Make a Sex Tape?

Beauty And The Beast, a weekly dating advice column with Kendra Cunningham and John Powers

Fan Mail Question of The Week

“Am I prude for not wanting to do a sex video or send nudie pics?”

Missy

Beauty: Kendra Cunningham

Impossible! That would mean I am a prude and that is one thing I am not. I have witnesses! In this day and age I know it is common practice among some to send dic pics and tit pics and whatever else lecherous people like to see on their cell phone screen, but not EVERYBODY is into it, just ask the guys with cocktail weenies. They think it’s the stupidest trend ever. The thing is, I think I have a pretty nice rack but I don’t want my guy to have pictures of my boobs because it detracts from the fun of actually seeing them live in person. Plus I don’t want people I don’t even know getting a glimpse. Then I gotta deal with them coming on to me, ya know? Unsolicited interest can be AH-NOY-ING.

Listen, I don’t claim to understand how the technology of texting works. I type something into my hand held machine then it appears on your handheld machine. I mean, what happens? Does that information fly through the air invisibly? That’s how I picture it. Which is my biggest gripe about sending these dirty pictures. I could be ordering a very healthy beet-carrot-ginger juice and unbeknownst to me, dic pics are hitting me in the nose, mouth, and head area. Gross. I think a fly is buzzing around my head but nope it’s a smelly twat pic. I mean that could be the case. We don’t really know. Anyway, I could go on and on about my decision to not participate in dirty picture texting sessions but the bottom line it this, some people do and some people don’t.

Anybody who tries to pressure you into cheesy shit like that is a buffoon and doesn’t deserve your physical expressions of love. You can always play with those people and say things like “Oh I don’t do that anymore. Last sex tape I made went viral”. You know, fuck with them a little. Or as some people call it, lie.

Thanks for listening

kisses-

Kendra

Kendra is a stand up comic living in Brooklyn where she owns a super comfortable bed. She spends most of her time wondering where the hell her sugar daddy is and hoping he didn’t settle.

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The Beast: John Powers

You are not a prude for a lack of interest in erotic photos or video. You’re prude if you don’t enjoy getting physical. We all have our limits and opinions on what is arousing… and we each draw a line somewhere. I have seen a friend of mine with rings in her back being suspended from the ceiling… that’s a bit too kinky for me.

Taking pictures is fun. Sexting a hot outfit and some nip-slips can be very enticing. It lets the imagination run wild… and it’s a thrill to put the camera on a timer and hold your junk. Last weekend I was driving through Bear Mountain with my lady and we pulled over to take pictures by the side of the road. It was a lovely view and we got some great shots. She wanted to make love in the bushes… I did not. That’s my line. I’ll pose with my shirt off… pants off… whatever. Public sex is not fun for me.

Some guys really like motion pictures. Most women do not. Men are visual creatures (perverts). There is something to be said for amateur pornography starring yourself, but unless there is a cameraman present it’s just not going to look very good (let me know if you need a cameraman).

It all depends on how wild and freaky you’re willing to get. Do what you feel comfortable doing. If you’re not into visuals… keep in mind your partner might be. Would it turn you on to turn them on? Give it a shot… or not. If not, you are not a prude. You’re simply not as adventurous as some.

I’ve known several women who wanted to capture themselves in all of their loveliness (before things started to get heavy) and decided to take some erotic photos. There are boudoir photography services that cater to making a woman feel comfortable while erotic pictures are taken… I hear they even give you wine and cheese.

- John Powers

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