May 16th, 2010
Spring Clean For The May Queen

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She is gorgeous. That’s all she is. I’ve tried to pretend she is an angel. But she has horns and has sorted me out in an elevator. That’s no angel bubbas. That’s something else. I get excited thinking of her. But she doesn’t think of me. Only when there is nothing else to do. That’s when the phone rings. And like a dummy I answer. “Maybe this is the night,” I think. We will continue were we left off. Instead I get left off. Off her radar.
Sure, I get other women. But she’s the one. The one that I want. The one that is wrong but feels right. The one that eats at the soul till there is nothing left to feel. The one that can excite a dead gay man. The one that makes you hate her and love her at the same time. I’ve waited for her for a long time. And I will have to keep waiting, because it’s moment has passed. Two weeks was it’s life span. That’s all it was meant to be. I’m just chasing a memory.

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May 4th, 2010
The Secret to Healthy Living
A Haiku by Maddog Mattern
Fruit is real good bubbas
I eat apples a whole lot
I might live forever

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April 30th, 2010

The Title of This Poem is Actually Longer Than the Poem Itself
A Haiku by Maddog Mattern
We should stop wishing
it makes one dillusional
dreams rarely come true
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April 29th, 2010

Wall St. vs the 60’s
A Haiku by Maddog Mattern
Money comes and goes
It runs, hides, dissapears, comes back
It’s a lot like love

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April 28th, 2010

The Ultimate Hunt
A Haiku by Maddog Mattern
Chasing Skirt is Dope
Catching it is Even Better
Keeping it Impossible
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April 27th, 2010
The Greatest Love of All
A Haiku by Maddog Mattern

Maddog Mattern!!! Changing it up with a Week's Worth of Haikus
Many people come, go
you are the one I miss most
but you, don’t exist
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February 26th, 2010
Dog In The Park By Maddog Mattern!!!

Damn it bubbas I love America but I am in love with the Russian women curlers. They are smokin’. The hottest blond supermodels I’ve ever seen on ice. And the token black haired ones look like part time espionage agents. Hotter than fish grease babies!!!! Denmark has a bunch Read the rest of this entry »
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February 10th, 2010
A Dog In The Park by Maddog Mattern!!!
Damnit bubbas life used to be easy. You do something fun like play a sport. You get real good at it. You make some bosh (money) and marry a model. You know like a Read the rest of this entry »
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February 3rd, 2010
“A Dog in The Park,” with Maddog Mattern!!!

Look, let’s get to the bottom of this. I am guilty of something. Bubbas, I am down with Lady Gaga. Don’t look at this blog with that tone mista!!!!!!!!!!! I’m coming clean because I Read the rest of this entry »
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