This past Saturday I was an attendee of the Hoboken St Patricks Day Pardade. I know some of you may be thinking..Isn’t St Patricks day March 17th?.. well yes it is But March 6th is a day for Hoboken to celebrate its history, achievements, parade down their one mile long street, people of Irish culture to celebrate their holiday a little bit early and every one and everyone to get completely wasted. The things I saw this day were bizarre and outrageous to say the least

Remeber that game Dizzy Izzy, where you would spin you around on a baseball bat and then try, key word try to run in a straight line to the the other side to win the race. Well I have suspicions many people on this day were playing this game or just drinking numerous shots of alcohol. I saw one guy in front of me stumble for about a good 8 inches then plant right on his ass to the ground. On second thought maybe I should have tried to help him but we make decisions in life and often have to live with them

Some may see it as a blessing some may see it as a curse but this was the best day of the year weather wise so far, which I have a feeling led to much more havoc and ratio of people with shirts on to shirts off if the weather was just a bit colder

Hoboken enacted a rule that any type of breaking the law would result in a 2000 fine including Jaywalking, Public Urination,Disorderly Conduct and I don’t think they have this in the law book but trying to make love to a stop sign. Yes I saw a intoxicated gentleman expressing his love for that Octagonal beauty.

I must say this was quite a day, filled with love for ones heritage and love for ones beer. All in all I say the Hoboken Parade was quite a success. The weather was great, no one got too hurt for the most part I think and yes the trains were packed and it took 2 hours just to leave this micro city. I all urge you to attend the 2011 Hoboken Sh*t show… Parade next year

Thank You

Eric

Ahhh, the animals are out tonight. A basehead that looks like Quest Love with a beard that hasn’t touched soap since Bush was in his first term is searching for rocks on third avenue. His eyes are menacing like Pennywise’s in “IT.”A mugging would be a good score for him but he can’t. The law is around. He walks by four cops in a huddle on fifth who aren’t protecting. They are hunting. For each other. Two males. Two females. A thousand hormones. The males want to bang the females so they can have something to brag about to the “boys.” The females want to bang the males so they can feel like they are apart of the “boys.”
At the corner of sixth several cabs desperately slow down and beg me to jump in. When I say no they call me a tease and tell me where to stick it. Where are they when I am waving and need them? On seventh walks a transvestite with face full of make up that would make Tammy Fae Baker jealous. There’s enough ectasy in her/him that she/he doesn’t remeber that there is a penis between those two stumbling legs. A few steps later the bridge and tunnel posse are dressed like classy losers in a Lady Gaga look-a-like contest. They are looking for food and someone to yell at after leaving a hot spot in the meatpacking district. Soon these two Cinderellas will realize it’s past midnight and that there pumpkin chariot will only take them to work somewhere down the shore. Thugs are all over. They are only pea cocking tonight. It’s too nice out to actually work.

The weather is fantastic. Depending on who you ask it’s a warm winter or a cool spring. And depending on who you ask it’s a late Sunday evening or a way too early Monday morn. It doesn’t matter. It’s perfect. No matter who you ask it’s 14th street in Manhattan. And babies walking it right now sure beats a kick in the ass.

This week’s item for review is an internet sensation with over 3 million views of YouTube.com

It’s one of my personal favorites.

Please take note of:
- The facial expressions of both kids
- The incredibly cute British accent
- Charlie’s devilish laugh at the end

I can assure you that it’s cute.
But is it funny?

Tune in to The Comedy Point on Tuesday night to see if Grandma and Eric think that this clip is worthy of being featured on our website as A Comedy Point Instant Classic.

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Let us know what you think of the clip!!!

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The year has gotten off to a very rapid start making it hard to imagine we are already into March and the eve of our 9th show of 2010. In 2010, The Comedy Point has set out to produce 50 shows with 50 guests from 50 states and 13 states have already been covered thus far. As a result, we were ranked #1 on WTBQ 99.1 FM, as “The Most Listened to Show for online Listeners in the month of January!” Without our loyal fan base this would not be possible. Each week the fan mail, comments, messages, and people in the chat room increases, which is a testament to the strength and consistency of our shows week to week.

Recently, Soul Joel Production’s Virtual Office Manger Barbara Sanchez, was helping me with the “Best of The Comedy Point,” and made a comment of how far the show has progressed since the first show on September 1st 2009. Radio is much different than stand up comedy, in a sense that you do not have the immediate crowd reaction and does not offer the instant feedback, be it positive or negative. Regardless, it is nice for someone to notice our hard work and improvement.

Soul Joel with Headliner Yannis Pappas, Ramon, #1 Fan Willie in the middle, Frank, and Eric Miller the Producer

Since the start of 2010, we have had an increased in random phone calls from our fans, which is a very exciting feeling. People that are just tuning in and want to let us know they are listening and how much they enjoy the show. Even Willie, Soul Joel Productions #1 fan, has become a regular caller. All I have to say is Tune in March 2nd, for a special game with Willie at 6:55pm. It’s a MUST Listen to segment.

Last but not least, Maddog Mattern!!!’s segment “Dog in The Park,” has become a fan favorite on The Comedy Point. After the TCP show in Middletown NY at The Holiday Inn, Veronica and Barbara came up to me after the show wanting to speak with Maddog. A few weeks prior, they had both listened to “Dog In The Park,” and wanted to find out if Maddog had found a girlfriend yet. The saga continues and the listeners want to know what’s going on in Maddog’s life. As the host of the show, this was a very special moment in the history of the show, to know that we have fans that are closely following the show to specifically wonder about a particular aspect one of our crew.

The Comedy Point is one of the fastest growing radio shows, not only with our online listeners, AM and FM radio fans, but also on our iTunes podcast. All three have steadily increased in 2010. Again, we would like to thank all of our loyal fans without all of you, the show would not be possible. Tune in March 2nd for an action packed show!

By Matt Scarpelli

As I sit here the clock turns 12 midnight. February is officially over & March begins. My month of sobriety comes to an end. I’m cracking open a beer for the first time since January 29th. This years month of sobriety started early, I did not start my sobriety early on purpose. On January 29th I was inebriated beyond compare. To my dismay my recovery time from a hangover of this magnitude was not as expeditious as I would have liked. I was actually hung-over until February 2nd. By the time I felt good again February was already rolling. So now as I sip my beer I ponder what sobriety taught me. Every year it teaches me something different.

It’s no secret why I choose February every year to go dry. I do it to prove to myself that I’m not an alcoholic. The reason I chose February to take the month off is because it’s the shortest month. Usually the last five days of the month I’m a real dick. This year was different, I didn’t become an asshole. I probably could have gone another week or two. But, when the alarm on my phone went off and I looked at my appointment planner on the phone it said “HAVE A DRINK!!!”. Since one of goals this Soberuary was to follow through and keep all my appointments. I really had no choice.

It might sound like I made an excuse to have a drink again. But the one thing I did learn this Soberuary . Wait how do you like Soberuary thing I just came up with that, well two lines ago, I did you know in the last paragraph. Wow I caught a buzz off one beer. That’s another good thing it’s really cheap for me to drink in March cause I’m light weight now. Now that I digressed my point was I learned an easy way to lose 15lbs. I’m just kidding but it’s true I do look better 15lbs. lighter. I have also learned that I don’t need to drink.

I JUST LIKE TO!!!

By Eric Miller

There are many things that are proven facts these days. We currently know that canines have an odd affliction with the Law and Order theme song. It drives them crazy, much like Jack Parkmans little shimey does to the woman.We also know Domino’s pizza beats out Papa Johns pizza in a taste test 3 to 1 and Although currently scientific opinion it looks like the world is coming to an end, sooner then later

The hurricanes, earthquakes and snow storms just do not seem normal. Yes we know the occasional Hurricanes, Earthquakes, and Snow Storms are part of the circle of life, just like the bi-annual shark bites off the coast of Florida. But I must say the recent catastrophes are a little much. John Cusack must be correct, I mean the Mayans. So with that I say you choose how you want to spend your next two years, if its law school and elliptical’s.. more power to you

First I want to say my thought’s and prayers go out to all of those affected by the earthquakes and hurricanes. These types of natural disasters are horrible in every form and its hard because we really have no one or don’t know who to blame, Its different from terrorist attacks, they just leave us scratching our heads sometimes, but that’s for another time, maybe another show Lets get back to comedy here..

I guess lets rag on the snow a little. These little adorable Snowflakessss are causing us quite a problem. After all this snow coverage it made me start to think, we should start naming snow storms much like we do with hurricanes. Hurricane Steve, Hurricane Mike, Hurricane Bertha….How about Snowstorm Shulti?..its white, useless and will stick around your house unless you decide to shovel it away.

Not to mention I’m not a fan of these people who will leave there car in the spot covered in snow until the Summer Solstice melts it away. Grab yourself a shovel, a broom, a rake,, get yourself a friggen sham wow and soak that sheeet up.

These snowstorms have also led to way to many ..as I like to call it.. “SNOWFROS”.. Ill be driving on the highway behind someone who had the diligence enough to clean their side, front and back windows, but left the snow on the top of their cars leaving what I like to call a “Snowfro”. Then I am driving behind the guy and the wind gust his snow onto my car, I cant see while driving and leaving the top of his car with a “Snowhawk” or a kid and play Gumby fade….(couldnt think of a catchy “snow pun”)

Lets just pray the crazy ass hurricanes stop, the earthquakes if their going to happen, chill around a 2.0( refrain from my college GPA jokes). Also lets hope these damn Shultis like snowstorms are done for, at least for this year..Mostly, so we can stop seeing grown CBS newsmen playing in the snow. Grown Men frockling in central park WEEK AFTER WEEK with oversized down jackets holding microphones; asking kids ridiculous questions, if they are happy they got a day off of school then cut to a hard working man in a delivery truck complaining but saying “it is what it is” then driving off……whew got that off my chest… Anyway lets look forward to a great Spring!

Eric

Why is the media so stuck Lindsey Vonn? They were hyping her up before the Winter Olympics began, before ever race and still now after what should be considered, in their view, a disappointing outcome at best, they’re trying to tag her as the golden girl of the Olympics. Why you may ask, because, the media, sponsors and advertisers are looking to find gold of their own from the Olympic Games. That gold being in the form of a face or spokesman, or in this case a spokeswoman, to sell their products. And they know the only thing that sells better than success is sex or even better success.

Michael Phelps won gold in every event he competed in during the summer games. He got a couple of endorsements and disappeared. Why you may ask? No, not because he got could smoking pot. America is a forgiving culture as long has you play the bullshit game of apology, rehab (whether you actually need it or not) and then acknowledging your wrong doings and announcing you’re a changed person. No, Michael was out way before he got could smoking a little weed.

The reason Michael Phelps didn’t hit the bonanza of endorsement deals is because he’s a dorky looking horse faced, weird teeth having dope with a not so winning personality. (No offense Mike) Lindsey on the other hand is a hot blonde with girl next store looks and personality. Whatever that means. She was already doing photo shots in bikinis. Everyone who could have made money off her was banking on her to win big. They already had the ball rolling when Lindsey messed it all up by only winning 2 medals, one gold and one bronze. They’re still trying to save their investment by touting her has the girl who didn’t give up through all her adversities. We are to believe that she was the best female skier in the Olympics but, the injuries over her career ( damaged knee, bruised shin, severed thumb and must recently broken pinky) were the only reason she didn’t come away with more medals. If I’m not mistaken she got all those injuries because she keeps falling down while she was skiing. Now, I might be wrong but, shouldn’t the best skier fall down the least. Isn’t that why the other women won, because they didn’t fall down while racing. If you’re going to site that as the reason she didn’t win more medals, then I should be considered a medal hopeful. Because if I could ski faster without falling down, then I could win the gold. As a matter of fact, if I didn’t strike out so much on a 90mph fastball or wicket curve, I could be a professional Baseball player. If I could dribble without having the ball stolen from me, could shot a lot more accurately and jump high enough to dunk a basketball, I could play in the NBA.

The fact is she wasn’t the best skier in the Olympics, not even close. She won two medals which is more than 99.9999% of the world population can say. Lindley herself said she was satisfied and happy with what she had accomplished and she should be. She also said that “Everybody had a lot of expectations of me and you just have to stay realistic.” Bravo to her and shame on the leaches out there who’s only true interest in her success was to further their own interests. Don’t feel sorry for Lindsey, Playboy will still give her a million bucks to pose for the cover. Michael Phelps could win another 8 gold medals and not get that offer.

Damn it bubbas I love America but I am in love with the Russian women curlers. They are smokin’. The hottest blond supermodels I’ve ever seen on ice. And the token black haired ones look like part time espionage agents. Hotter than fish grease babies!!!! Denmark has a bunch of angels too. And there women are known freaks. I was with a girl from Denmark once who told me a story about banging a dude at a metal festival once and he was the worst lay she ever had. She was 14. I asked her if she meant looking back on it he was the most ineffective lover she had. No. Up to that POINT he was the worst she had. Let’s reiterate. She WAS 14. They get started early in Denmark. Great Danes indeed.

I love curling. Particularly the women. I want to marry a female curler. particularly the Swiss girl who looks like a goth. Not only does she shoot well, she looks like she forces her nieces and nephews to listen to “Bella Legosi is Dead,” over and over when babysitting. Rock it to me and sock it to me babies!!!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooo!!! She can push a forty pound rock while humming Joy Division songs. YeSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! I love European curlers.

Maddog's Future Wife

Curling is for beer drinkers with a day job. No caviar. Even for the Russian super models. Give them a Stella and a shot of goose and watch them knock Sidney Crosby (Canadian hockey player)’s teeth out of his goal-scoring head. These are real people playing a game they actually love. People are making fun of them but it doesn’t bother them. Why? Because love is blindness. You are blind to everything but what you love. They don’t see all the dummies making fun of curling. And using “” when describing them as athletes. These cats are too busy representing their country and game they love. And slowly converting us savages who where drawn to it because we saw a hot chick on the channel we were flipping through. I think the sport is honest and doesn’t take it’s self serious. And it’s full of my future ex-wives. Long live curling and long live passion. God bless you babies. Push that stone babies live the dream wooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Maddog Mattern appears on his segment “Dog in The Park” segment on The Comedy Point with SOUL Joel radio show Tuesdays at 7pm.
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Written by Burak Uzun (Head Writer for The Comedy Point)

This week’s item for review is an internet sensation with over 3 million views of YouTube.com

It’s one of my personal favorites.

Please take note of:
- The facial expressions of both kids
- The incredibly cute British accent
- Charlie’s devilish laugh at the end

I can assure you that it’s cute.
But is it funny?

Tune in to The Comedy Point on Tuesday night to see if Grandma and Eric think that this clip is worthy of being featured on our website as A Comedy Point Instant Classic.

As always your feedback is greatly appreciated.
Let us know what you think of the clip!!!

Responses should be sent to: TheComedyPoint@Gmail.com