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Here are some submissions I have received from Students. Do you have a funny story you want to share? Send it to Soul Joel today!
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“I was so embarrassed!
Last month I was coming home from my friend’s house and my foot started to hurt. I was in a lot of pain so I sat down for like 20 minutes on a sidewalk. When I got up my butt felt weird so I put my hand on it and there was dog poop!
I was so disgusted. I wanted to just get home and wash my pants. As I was walking I saw a guy that I had a crush on (I don’t anymore). I really didn’t want to walk pass him with dog poop on my butt… so I had to think of something…
So I started too look around too see what I could do… I saw a puddle… I had no choice. I pretended to fall into it so he couldn’t see the dog poop on my butt. He came over to see if I was okay and I said I have to get home. After I left, I checked my butt to see if the dog poop was gone. It was, but now there was a leaf on my butt after I walked away from the guy I liked. So I got the dog poop off but then I got a leaf on it.
I HATE DOGS NOW! (not really)
Submitted by Muge from Staten Island to Soul Joel October 19. You got a funny story? Send it to Soul Joel today.
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“Why do dog brushes look like my own?”
So I wanted to brush my hair, so I pick up a brush on my counter. I start to brush my hair like I normally would. Then my dad comes in and says “Patricia, you know that’s a dogs hairbrush, right?” It was one of the grossest thing in my life other than the mud fight I had with a friend.
“Scary Vacuum”
Last night when I was trying to fall asleep I saw a strange glowing red light in the middle of the room. I asked my sister what it was and she said it was just the radio but I insisted that it wasn’t. Then I said it was really creeping me out so she got up and looked around the room and saw the creepy glowing light was just the vacuum.
Submitted by Patricia (7th Grade) from Staten Island to Soul Joel October 19. You got a funny story? Send it to Soul Joel today.
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“Birthday Hop”
My birthday was last week and you know those candles that lite up?
Well on my birthday we got those, and when it was sparking up, one of them landed on me and while everyone was singing happy birthday to me, I was hopping up and down out of my seat.
Submitted by Gabriella to Soul Joel Nov 4. You got a funny story? Send it to Soul Joel today.
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“Funny”
We were going shopping and my little baby cuz farted. And then my family had said it was me. Luckily, my aunt smells andrew’s [my cuz] diaper and says it was him.
Submitted by Billy from Staten Island to Soul Joel Oct 13 . You got a funny story? Send it to Soul Joel today.
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“My Dad in My Dream”
Last night I had a dream of my dad that he was wearing one of those big foam cowboy hats with a British accent!!! Then I come home today to see my dad in a cheese head hat and speaking Spanish!
Submitted by Kortney from Staten Island to Soul Joel Oct 13 . You got a funny story? Send it to Soul Joel today.
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