http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100423/ap_on_re_us/us_powerball_winner_missouri

“All I Want for Christmas is my two Front Teeth”

JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. – A Missouri man who won a $258 million Powerball jackpot and plans to use some of the money to pay bills, replace his two missing front teeth and take his children to Disney World said he hasn’t decided yet if he’ll quit his job at the convenience store where he bought the winning ticket.
Chris Shaw — a 29-year-old tattooed father of three who was raised by his grandparents in rural southern Missouri — came forward Thursday as the winner of the 10th-largest Powerball jackpot ever. Shaw said he had just $28.96 in his bank account and recently bought a 1998 Ford Ranger from a friend who agreed to let him pay off the $1,000 price $100 at a time. Now, he said, he no longer has to worry about how he’ll pay his friend — or his utility bills.

The preceding is a true story….

This story pretty much speaks for itself. A lot of jokes are always made about the persons who win the big lotto jackpots. Tomorrow when you tune into the Comedy Point, we will be discussing this thoroughly and analyzing why its not me and Joel. Also why Rich Shultis has the complete opposite luck. (Rich is the only person in American Online history to sign up for an email address and not be able to get an @aol.com address rather an @aim.com… AOL was stumped at this problem). Listen in tomorrow for this and more. Plus I also got sound effects at the new station and everyone knows how I love sound effects.

Listen in!

Eric