by Burak Uzun

Wouldn’t a few days on a beach be nice?
Sure it would.
Here are ten signs that you should go for it.

10 - Whenever your boss walks by you say “Check Please”
9 - You are Internationally ranked at Angry Birds
8 - You play Reggae music at work hoping to trigger a Random Drug Test and in turn a relaxing trip to Rehab
7 - When it rains you like to lie down in a big puddle and take a nap
6 - Your boss calls you in the middle of the night on accident because unlike you HE’s in Hawaii…and drunk
5 - You know that cough drops are the best at covering liquor on your breath
4 - Whenever someone gives you a work assignment you respond with “Or you can just shoot me”
3 - The elbows on all of your work shirts are worn through because of all the Face Palming you do in the office
2 - Whenever somebody needs office supplies you volunteer to get them and then just kinda sit in the supply closet for a bit
1 - You write top ten lists about how much you need a vacation

Burak Uzun = “Smooth Vulgarity”

Humor as dry as an overcooked steak.

A lifelong writer without the excess baggage of a soul, which he lost during his time on Wall Street.

Content Writer, Producer and co-host of Lifestyles Radio.

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by Burak Uzun

Don’t blame the economy. Here are the real reasons why you are broke.

10 – You spend more time holding Dice than a Fork or a Pen
9 – You don’t smuggle your own snacks into the Movie Theatre
8 – You love mayonnaise, so you put it on your sandwich, then you take it to work but you forget to refrigerate it, so you have to buy lunch anyway
7 – You try to keep up with your friends… in Dubai
6 – You buy Organic Eggs for your kids to throw at people on Halloween
5 – You always get your drink in the Commemorative Souvenir Cup
4 – You tip the person that hands you your take-out order
3 – You buy things from Garage Sales all weekend (This is also the #3 reason why your house is so cluttered)
2 - You fly First Class from New York to Boston
1 – You never mail back the damn rebate!

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by Burak Uzun

We all know the deal – homeruns, balls, strikes and running the bases. But here are ten truly interesting things about our national pastime.

10 - Derek Jeter has a Manager at work just like you do
9 - Satisfying an Oral Fixation is a big part of the sport, either through Sunflower Seeds, Bubble Gum or Chewing Tobacco. I don’t think many players were breastfed as babies
8 - Pitchers have one arm that’s worth millions of dollars and one arm that’s virtually worthless
7 - Baseball players adjust themselves countless times a game without any public ridicule
6 - Some fans bring their glove to the park, but nobody ever wears cleats
5 - Cursing an Umpire’s Mother to hell is OK. But if you touch his arm you’re out of the game and possibly fined
4 - “Sliding on his butt” is part of a Baseball player’s job description
3 - It’s the easiest sport to take bathroom breaks by far: no bulky equipment to take off and you can sneak into the clubhouse between innings
2 - Batting Helmets looks just like Baseball Caps to keep with “the look”
1 - With all of the food options available at Stadiums these days, I think they can do away with the F’ing peanuts

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by Burak Uzun

Just to mix it up a little, here are the ten most random facts I could think of listing together…

10 - Whenever someone says “it’s a small world” someone else ALWAYS says “it sure is”
9 - ALL cat owners have thrown a crumpled up napkin at their cat at some point
8 - A child’s mother is NEVER where the child left her in a department store (you know, when they went to go check out the toys)
7 - 10% of the people who say that they’re “from Brooklyn” really just moved to Brooklyn in the last few years and are actually “from” somewhere else entirely
6 - When returning from a trip overseas nobody EVER talks about the Bidets
5 - 35% of the movies kids watch are just an excuse to stay up past their bedtime (did you really think your 8-year-old wanted to watch The King’s Speech?)
4 - Many of the players in the Final Four Basketball Tournament will one day say that they are “from Brooklyn” (or Hoboken)
3 - When people zone out mid conversation they think that you think that they are still listening
2 - You can’t get a Bagel in Boston after midnight
1 - Female racecar drivers are INFINITELY more appealing than Male Cheerleaders

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By Burak Uzun

These days constantly checking our mobile phones is an obsession for all of us – a compulsion. We do it so much that sometimes you’ll see people looking at their gadgets at the most inappropriate times. And while we could all benefit from taking a little break from being so connected, here are ten times when looking at your phone would be a really bad idea.

10 - When it’s your turn to ante (just fold if you’re gonna do that)
9 - Right after asking a question (do you wanna hear the answer or not?)
8 - While having the “talk” that your girlfriend said you needed to have
7 - On a Ski Lift (imagine if you dropped it?)
6 - While eating Buffalo Wings (that’s just gross)
5 - Before you tee off or putt (look what all that did to Tiger Woods)
4 - Around Bullies (we all know how they love to do the monkey-in-the-middle thing with your stuff)
3 - On the toilet (that thing’s gotta go up to your ear at some point)
2 - During Sentencing (Judges hate that)
1 - While driving….the getaway car

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