Dog In The Park with Maddog Mattern!!!

May 16th, 2010

Spring Clean For The May Queen

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She is gorgeous. That’s all she is. I’ve tried to pretend she is an angel. But she has horns and has sorted me out in an elevator. That’s no angel bubbas. That’s something else. I get excited thinking of her. But she doesn’t think of me. Only when there is nothing else to do. That’s when the phone rings. And like a dummy I answer. “Maybe this is the night,” I think. We will continue were we left off. Instead I get left off. Off her radar.

Sure, I get other women. But she’s the one. The one that I want. The one that is wrong but feels right. The one that eats at the soul till there is nothing left to feel. The one that can excite a dead gay man. The one that makes you hate her and love her at the same time. I’ve waited for her for a long time. And I will have to keep waiting, because it’s moment has passed. Two weeks was it’s life span. That’s all it was meant to be. I’m just chasing a memory.

The Last Haiku? Ode To Hank…..

May 5th, 2010

Ode to Hank

A Haiku by Maddog Mattern

I drink way too much
It is a whole lot of fun
Hangovers builds character

A Week of Haiku’s By Maddog Mattern!

May 4th, 2010

The Secret to Healthy Living
A Haiku by Maddog Mattern

Fruit is real good bubbas
I eat apples a whole lot
I might live forever

A Week Of Haiku’s By Maddog

April 30th, 2010

The Title of This Poem is Actually Longer Than the Poem Itself

A Haiku by Maddog Mattern
We should stop wishing
it makes one dillusional
dreams rarely come true

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The Ultimate Hunt: A Week of Haiku’s by Maddog Mattern

April 28th, 2010

The Ultimate Hunt
A Haiku by Maddog Mattern
Chasing Skirt is Dope
Catching it is Even Better
Keeping it Impossible

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The Greatest Love of All

April 27th, 2010

The Greatest Love of All
A Haiku by Maddog Mattern

Maddog Mattern!!! Changing it up with a Week's Worth of Haikus

Many people come, go
you are the one I miss most
but you, don’t exist

Midnight in The Garden of The Good and The L

March 8th, 2010

“Dog in The Park,” by Maddog Mattern


Ahhh, the animals are out tonight. A basehead that looks like Quest Love with a beard that hasn’t touched soap since Bush was in his first term is searching for rocks on third avenue. His eyes are menacing like Pennywise’s in “IT.”A mugging would be a good Read the rest of this entry »

Advantage Beholder

February 10th, 2010

A Dog In The Park by Maddog Mattern!!!

Damnit bubbas life used to be easy. You do something fun like play a sport. You get real good at it. You make some bosh (money) and marry a model. You know like a Read the rest of this entry »

The Artist Who Was Never There

February 3rd, 2010

“A Dog in The Park,” with Maddog Mattern!!!


Look, let’s get to the bottom of this. I am guilty of something. Bubbas, I am down with Lady Gaga. Don’t look at this blog with that tone mista!!!!!!!!!!! I’m coming clean because I Read the rest of this entry »

Darkness on The Edge of Town: Part 2

January 9th, 2010

Dog In The Park with Maddog Mattern!!!

Continued from Part 1 http://thecomedypoint.com/2010/01/06/darkness-on-the-edge-of-town-part-1/

everything changes. The conversation picks up steam like a freight train running amok. We talk about life. I’m looose babies. I gave up on winning so I started playing with house money. From the ashes rises a phoenix. She smiles alot. She tells me something I did was turning her on. Read the rest of this entry »