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Punting is for Pu$$ies: Paranoid Android
Posted on February 25, 2011 | 2 Commentswith Maddog Mattern!!!! Oh babies and bubbas it is a mere morning after the NBA trade deadline and the key word is dead. That is if you happen to be... -
Preview of The Comedy Point: February 15th, 2011
Posted on February 15, 2011 | 1 CommentDay after Valentine’s Day Show. Does it even matter? Valentine’s Day was on a Monday this year. We’re calling on our 2 relationship experts to call in, comedians Kendra Cunningham... -
Dog In The Park with Maddog Mattern!!!
Posted on May 16, 2010 | 1 CommentSpring Clean For The May Queen She is gorgeous. That’s all she is. I’ve tried to pretend she is an angel. But she has horns and has sorted me out... -
The Last Haiku? Ode To Hank…..
Posted on May 5, 2010 | No CommentsOde to Hank A Haiku by Maddog Mattern I drink way too much It is a whole lot of fun Hangovers builds character -
A Week of Haiku’s By Maddog Mattern!
Posted on May 4, 2010 | No CommentsThe Secret to Healthy Living A Haiku by Maddog Mattern Fruit is real good bubbas I eat apples a whole lot I might live forever -
A Week Of Haiku’s By Maddog
Posted on April 30, 2010 | No CommentsThe Title of This Poem is Actually Longer Than the Poem Itself A Haiku by Maddog Mattern We should stop wishing it makes one dillusional dreams rarely come true Listen... -
The Ultimate Hunt: A Week of Haiku’s by Maddog Mattern
Posted on April 28, 2010 | 1 CommentThe Ultimate Hunt A Haiku by Maddog Mattern Chasing Skirt is Dope Catching it is Even Better Keeping it Impossible Don’t forget to download The Comedy Point with Soul Joel... -
The Greatest Love of All
Posted on April 27, 2010 | No CommentsThe Greatest Love of All A Haiku by Maddog Mattern Many people come, go you are the one I miss most but you, don’t exist -
Midnight in The Garden of The Good and The L
Posted on March 8, 2010 | 2 Comments“Dog in The Park,” by Maddog Mattern Ahhh, the animals are out tonight. A basehead that looks like Quest Love with a beard that hasn’t touched soap since Bush was... -
Advantage Beholder
Posted on February 10, 2010 | No CommentsA Dog In The Park by Maddog Mattern!!! Damnit bubbas life used to be easy. You do something fun like play a sport. You get real good at it. You...
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