http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100423/ap_on_re_us/us_powerball_winner_missouri

“All I Want for Christmas is my two Front Teeth”

JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. – A Missouri man who won a $258 million Powerball jackpot and plans to use some of the money to pay bills, replace his two missing front teeth and take his children to Disney World said he hasn’t decided yet if he’ll quit his job at the convenience store where he bought the winning ticket.
Chris Shaw — a 29-year-old tattooed father of three who was raised by his grandparents in rural southern Missouri — came forward Thursday as the winner of the 10th-largest Powerball jackpot ever. Shaw said he had just $28.96 in his bank account and recently bought a 1998 Ford Ranger from a friend who agreed to let him pay off the $1,000 price $100 at a time. Now, he said, he no longer has to worry about how he’ll pay his friend — or his utility bills.

The preceding is a true story….

This story pretty much speaks for itself. A lot of jokes are always made about the persons who win the big lotto jackpots. Tomorrow when you tune into the Comedy Point, we will be discussing this thoroughly and analyzing why its not me and Joel. Also why Rich Shultis has the complete opposite luck. (Rich is the only person in American Online history to sign up for an email address and not be able to get an @aol.com address rather an @aim.com… AOL was stumped at this problem). Listen in tomorrow for this and more. Plus I also got sound effects at the new station and everyone knows how I love sound effects.

Listen in!

Eric

Remember when you were a little kid… you’d run into the street while playing with your friends and a car almost hits you… And then the driver gives you that look like “youre a bad kid”

Remember when you would chase the ice cream man down the block screaming wait wait wait waitttttt…..And you couldnt catch him…But then Margie Jacobowitz who lives up the block followed her usual ice cream schedule and thankfully purchased a Chocolate Eclair and you were able to catch up

Remember the way Monday Night Football seemed late when you had school the next morning and you were never able to stay up for the 4th quarter but you can hear Frank Gifford and Dan Dierdorf in your dreams

Remember when they actually had normal Saturday Morning Cartoons

Remember when the only way you could watch porno was if you had your fathers password for the Illegal Cable

Remember when you would get in trouble in elementary school for walking after the whistle was blown and they put you on the wall, how dumb was that

Remember Saved by The Bell, good show

Remember when they Changed Moms on Fresh Prince of Bel Air, that was strange

Thats all I have for now.. Thanks for reading.. Feel Free if you guys have anything to add

Thanks

Eric

I I just found this out on my google search but “Alma Mater” is latin meaning ‘nourishing mother”. We,(americans?) use this term Alma Mater to mean

1.The school, college, or university that one has attended

I do not really see the relation here because most of us would agree that our college experience was anything but a nourishing mother.It was more like…. well Ill figure that out hopefully by the time I finish this blog.

I am a big fan of the city of Binghamton- I like to say I did a lot of growing up there; even though I was once awoken sleeping in the middle of the street by a officer of the law after a hard night of drinking. However I hope at our Binghamton Show I can give a little back to the city that gave so much to me.

For those of you concerned that this is going to be a shady post baccalaureate return, in a search for cheap drinks and young females this is certainly not the case…Im not a fan of shady returns anyway nor young girls…Everyone knows I like MILF with my coffee ….Also not a fan of shady returns…much like going into Macys with a shirt with no tag and not in a Macys bag but rather a bag from Shop and Stop, then the manager gives you a weird look.. Its a habit I always take the tags off right away

Anyway, I’m excited to see many things at this show.. We know Maddog Can take down Vegas, We know Maddog has the grips of NYC.. but lets see how the bubbass game rolls with the Binghamton Sorority girls..dey be ferociouss

Im also very excited to see Yannis Pappas perform live, I ve heard great thing but never seen him perform and obviously performed on the same show.

It will also be my first time performing with Soul Joel, we have a great time butting heads on the Comedy Point so I think it will be just as fun in Binghamton

Keeping it short and sweet, I hope all of you in the Southern Tier make it out to Soul Joel Production Invades Binghamton on January 30th…..An uncle who’s tobaccca pipe gives you a headache?

Eric