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by Eric Miller

I am not really sure the real of this game but there are some recent general observations I have had and turned it into a little competition

Sandra Bullock vs Jesse James…
Winner
Jesse James
Sandra Bullock is a sweet kind hearted woman and a great actress, but what do you expect when you marry a guy named Jesse James, who makes a career out of fixing MotorCycles. Jesse James, yes  you are a fool but you are the winner,, the winner of I don’t know what, didn’t really think the rules through much. <!–more–>
Sandra Bullock..Tisk Tisk, you had your chance with Keanu Reaves…..Theres a gap in the road up ahead
Kirstie Alley Vs The Media(Paparazzi)
Winner: Kirstie Alley
Congratulations, you have successfully been able to resurrect your career twice just from over consumption of calories, Nicely Done

Joe Biden Vs Profanity

Winner:Profanity

Profanity you are the winner because you have successfully took the spotlight off a bill that will change our country for many years to come. This is a fu*king huge deal.

Rich Vs Cheap Jokes

Winner is Rich

Rich kept cool under pressure this week and limited the cheap jokes. Props for keep hush on the “Meat Packing possibility

Frank William Abagnale Vs Carl Handratty

Winner: Me

This was a boring Sunday and “Catch Me if you Can Was on”…Thats a good movie

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By Eric Miller


This past Saturday I was an attendee of the Hoboken St Patricks Day Pardade. I know some of you may be thinking..Isn’t St Patricks day March 17th?.. well yes it is But March 6th is a day for Hoboken to celebrate its history, achievements, parade down their one mile long street, people of Irish culture to celebrate their holiday a little bit early and every one and everyone to get completely wasted. The things I saw this day were bizarre and outrageous to say the least

Remeber that game Dizzy Izzy, where you would spin you around on a baseball bat and then try, key word try to run in a straight line to the the other side to win the race. Well I have suspicions many people on this day were playing this game or just drinking numerous shots of alcohol. I saw one guy in front of me stumble for about a good 8 inches then plant right on his ass to the ground. On second thought maybe I should have tried to help him but we make decisions in life and often have to live with them

Some may see it as a blessing some may see it as a curse but this was the best day of the year weather wise so far, which I have a feeling led to much more havoc and ratio of people with shirts on to shirts off if the weather was just a bit colder

Hoboken enacted a rule that any type of breaking the law would result in a 2000 fine including Jaywalking, Public Urination,Disorderly Conduct and I don’t think they have this in the law book but trying to make love to a stop sign. Yes I saw a intoxicated gentleman expressing his love for that Octagonal beauty.

I must say this was quite a day, filled with love for ones heritage and love for ones beer. All in all I say the Hoboken Parade was quite a success. The weather was great, no one got too hurt for the most part I think and yes the trains were packed and it took 2 hours just to leave this micro city. I all urge you to attend the 2011 Hoboken Sh*t show… Parade next year

Thank You

Eric

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