http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100423/ap_on_re_us/us_powerball_winner_missouri

“All I Want for Christmas is my two Front Teeth”

JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. – A Missouri man who won a $258 million Powerball jackpot and plans to use some of the money to pay bills, replace his two missing front teeth and take his children to Disney World said he hasn’t decided yet if he’ll quit his job at the convenience store where he bought the winning ticket.
Chris Shaw — a 29-year-old tattooed father of three who was raised by his grandparents in rural southern Missouri — came forward Thursday as the winner of the 10th-largest Powerball jackpot ever. Shaw said he had just $28.96 in his bank account and recently bought a 1998 Ford Ranger from a friend who agreed to let him pay off the $1,000 price $100 at a time. Now, he said, he no longer has to worry about how he’ll pay his friend — or his utility bills.

The preceding is a true story….

This story pretty much speaks for itself. A lot of jokes are always made about the persons who win the big lotto jackpots. Tomorrow when you tune into the Comedy Point, we will be discussing this thoroughly and analyzing why its not me and Joel. Also why Rich Shultis has the complete opposite luck. (Rich is the only person in American Online history to sign up for an email address and not be able to get an @aol.com address rather an @aim.com… AOL was stumped at this problem). Listen in tomorrow for this and more. Plus I also got sound effects at the new station and everyone knows how I love sound effects.

Listen in!

Eric

In the era of celebrities cheating on their wives, The recent Larry King saga is one that leaves us scratching our heads.

Lets get the facts to the story and then analyze the speculation

Facts

Larry King is 128 years old
His current wife is 50 but pretty hot
Larry King maybe 140 but he is the man because it leads us the Speculation of the story

Speculation– :Larry King had an affair with his current wifes younger sister who is much hotter andddd his wifes sister

Now I do not condone extra marital affairs but Larry King is 152 and wears shoulder pads,,SO bravo Larry Bravo! See you in hell Punk

Eric

Joel’s blog recently question whether Rich’s new Mustache is creepy. It obviously has some sort of pedophilic vibe to it, but to his defense it was for a short film we had recently filmed. Rich and Myself recently filmed a short film by great director John Gallino about a man(myself) who sells babies..before you get in an uproar it was a comedy and no babies were harmed in the filming of “Minor Transactions”…..

As I digress I would like to defend Shultis on the mustache choice because it did make for a better character. Although I do not know why I am defending him , because he still claims my MTV gig was actually a craigslist ad I answered for a kid name Matt and his MattTeleVision….

However the defended of what I like to now call the “ShulSTACHE” is no longer…. This man is a downright functafile…I am not sure what a functafile means but he must be it…. I was moseying along 7th avenue yesterday and I randomly run into Shultis and he was on a High School’s baseball field donning the ShultSTACHE snagging fly balls….So to me I m completely baffled.. Is this Guy changing his apprearance for the art or seriously snagging fly balls on school playgrounds with the “ShulSTACHE”

Eric Miller is the producer of The Comedy Point, which can be heard Tuesdays from 6 to 8pm.

by Eric Miller

I am not really sure the real of this game but there are some recent general observations I have had and turned it into a little competition

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