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I Heart The SPORK
Posted on September 27, 2011 | 1 CommentYou have some chicken you’d like to eat for lunch and maybe some pudding for dessert? No problem! Soup & Salad? You only need one utensil! -
Turkey Poop
Posted on September 21, 2011 | 1 CommentHave you ever waited anxiously for the love of your life to pick you up to go on a romantic date? You look in the mirror, check your hair, peek... -
Cosmai’s Blog: Bucket List!
Posted on September 9, 2011 | 4 CommentsA new weekly blog by Matt Cosmai Welcome to the blog. Today, I’ll let all of your out there in Readerland take a look at my super-top-secret bucket list. That’s... -
Dear God……
Posted on August 27, 2011 | 1 CommentAs most of you know I live in a delightful oasis called Staten Island, New York. An inconvenient jerk named Irene is on her way to throw a wrench into... -
Dear God, “I’m Never Going To Drink Again.”
Posted on August 20, 2011 | No CommentsWe’ve all said those golden words full of empty promises: “I am never going to drink again!” Those are the six words you usually whisper up to God immediately following ... -
That Cow’s A Liar!
Posted on August 6, 2011 | 1 CommentRidiculous Scenario: You’re on vacation in Myrtle Beach with your family and bored out of your mind. You’re aunt comes over and leaves an envelope on the dining room table... -
Stalker Alert
Posted on July 30, 2011 | 2 CommentsPLEASE NOTE: No names have been changed to protect the parties’ privacy. If you have a private Facebook account AND an arch nemesis in life you’ve probably gotten a “friend... -
It’s HOT Out-Leave Me Alone.
Posted on July 23, 2011 | No CommentsIt’s extremely hot out (just in case you have a lack of temperature sensitivity). I have not done anything productive at my job for the past three days (not much... -
Dear Von: Part Deux
Posted on July 16, 2011 | 1 CommentThanks to my five loyal readers(my mother not being one of them), I was asked to do another “Ask Von” blog so that I can answer your questions and put... -
Top 10 Indications Your Facebooking May Be Getting Out Of Hand
Posted on July 9, 2011 | 2 CommentsOver the past seven years Facebook has paved the way for people to live a life they never thought possible. The nerdy,quiet,ugly kid in high school can now show off...
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