Darwin is right…again.

Do you ever get the feeling that Darwin’s theories about survival of the fittest apply to modern humans too?

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I got that feeling when I read this:

“KENNEWICK, Wash. – A burglar who spent about five hours on a store’s computer after breaking into the business gave police all the clues they needed to track him down.”

The associated press reported this piece of scientific evidence last week.

Why is it scientific evidence?

Well the way I figure it, this person will end up in jail – eventually.

And while in jail he will not be able to reproduce (barring any conjugal visits).

That’s it. A guy dumb enough to loiter in the place he’s robbing for five hours to play around online is not the kind of guy we want making more people.

“Investigators said the 17-year-old logged into his MySpace account while at Bella Office Furniture and that made it easy for them to find him.”

It’s also a blessing that the criminal will not be able to use any social networking sites while in prison. His status updates would most certainly be too graphic for most to read – depending on how flisky of a cellmate he ends up with.

“He also spent time…trying to sell stolen items, all while using the business’ computer.”

And of course, no five hour stint on the internet would be complete with-out a look on Ebay. Although I’m not convinced he was trying to sell the items he had just stolen. He might have also been looking to bid for some of the items he wasn’t able to find at the crime scene.

But what do I know?

http://www.newsobserver.com/2010/03/18/395838/cops-burglar-logs-into-myspace.html

Burak Uzun is the Head Writer of The Comedy Point.  Tune in on Tuesday evenings from 6 to 8pm on www.TheComedyPoint.com.