Midnight in The Garden of The Good and The L

March 8th, 2010

“Dog in The Park,” by Maddog Mattern


Ahhh, the animals are out tonight. A basehead that looks like Quest Love with a beard that hasn’t touched soap since Bush was in his first term is searching for rocks on third avenue. His eyes are menacing like Pennywise’s in “IT.”A mugging would be a good Read the rest of this entry »

The Artist Who Was Never There

February 3rd, 2010

“A Dog in The Park,” with Maddog Mattern!!!


Look, let’s get to the bottom of this. I am guilty of something. Bubbas, I am down with Lady Gaga. Don’t look at this blog with that tone mista!!!!!!!!!!! I’m coming clean because I Read the rest of this entry »