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Punting is for Pu$$ies: Paranoid Android
Posted on February 25, 2011 | 2 Commentswith Maddog Mattern!!!! Oh babies and bubbas it is a mere morning after the NBA trade deadline and the key word is dead. That is if you happen to be... -
Midnight in The Garden of The Good and The L
Posted on March 8, 2010 | 2 Comments“Dog in The Park,” by Maddog Mattern Ahhh, the animals are out tonight. A basehead that looks like Quest Love with a beard that hasn’t touched soap since Bush was... -
Advantage Beholder
Posted on February 10, 2010 | No CommentsA Dog In The Park by Maddog Mattern!!! Damnit bubbas life used to be easy. You do something fun like play a sport. You get real good at it. You... -
Darkness on The Edge of Town: Part 1
Posted on January 6, 2010 | No Comments“Dog in The Park” with Maddog Mattern!!! OK. I wrote a blog about vegetables. I liked it. But I know people want scandal from me. So I promised at the... -
“Fresh Vegetables for Rotting Fruits” by Maddogg Mattern!!!
Posted on January 3, 2010 | No CommentsLook, I’ve changed my life. I eat healthy now. I’m no hippie but eating well makes me feel better. Which also makes me perform better on stage. It also has... -
ZOSO: Dog in The Park with Maddog Mattern!!!
Posted on December 20, 2009 | No CommentsLook, I shave every two days. I know you were losing sleep over that issue but now you can rest. WOOOOO!!!! Friday and Saturday I shave both days. Why? Those...
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