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Punting is for P^$$ies
Posted on September 18, 2010 | No CommentsNo Recess by Maddog Mattern!!! All right let’s start with the fact that the fall is the best season. We only truly get about 6-8 weeks of this chilly but... -
The Last Haiku? Ode To Hank…..
Posted on May 5, 2010 | No CommentsOde to Hank A Haiku by Maddog Mattern I drink way too much It is a whole lot of fun Hangovers builds character -
A Week of Haiku’s By Maddog Mattern!
Posted on May 4, 2010 | No CommentsThe Secret to Healthy Living A Haiku by Maddog Mattern Fruit is real good bubbas I eat apples a whole lot I might live forever -
The Greatest Love of All
Posted on April 27, 2010 | No CommentsThe Greatest Love of All A Haiku by Maddog Mattern Many people come, go you are the one I miss most but you, don’t exist -
Midnight in The Garden of The Good and The L
Posted on March 8, 2010 | 2 Comments“Dog in The Park,” by Maddog Mattern Ahhh, the animals are out tonight. A basehead that looks like Quest Love with a beard that hasn’t touched soap since Bush was... -
Advantage Beholder
Posted on February 10, 2010 | No CommentsA Dog In The Park by Maddog Mattern!!! Damnit bubbas life used to be easy. You do something fun like play a sport. You get real good at it. You... -
Darkness on The Edge of Town: Part 1
Posted on January 6, 2010 | No Comments“Dog in The Park” with Maddog Mattern!!! OK. I wrote a blog about vegetables. I liked it. But I know people want scandal from me. So I promised at the... -
“Fresh Vegetables for Rotting Fruits” by Maddogg Mattern!!!
Posted on January 3, 2010 | No CommentsLook, I’ve changed my life. I eat healthy now. I’m no hippie but eating well makes me feel better. Which also makes me perform better on stage. It also has... -
ZOSO: Dog in The Park with Maddog Mattern!!!
Posted on December 20, 2009 | No CommentsLook, I shave every two days. I know you were losing sleep over that issue but now you can rest. WOOOOO!!!! Friday and Saturday I shave both days. Why? Those...
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